Tears of My Exes

Who needs closure when you’ve got a tote bag collecting the tears of your exes? This bold and bittersweet canvas bag is the ultimate breakup flex—equal parts petty and poetic. Featuring moody pastel art of a teary-eyed ex melting into a surreal lake of regret, it’s perfect for carrying your emotional baggage (or just snacks).

Made from sturdy, eco-friendly cotton canvas with long handles for easy carrying, this tote will outlast even your most dramatic situationship. Great as a gift for yourself, a heartbroken mate, or that one friend who always dates red flags like it’s a sport.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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