Tears of My Ex

Bold, emotional, and unapologetically weird—the FUBAR "Tears of My Ex" fanny pack is wearable art with a dark sense of humor. Featuring a surreal, comic-style illustration of a face half-submerged in water, crying golden tears, it’s perfect for heartbreak survivors, ironic romantics, or anyone who thrives on expressive accessories. Spacious, adjustable, and ready to carry your baggage—emotional or otherwise.

• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) in height, 13″ (33 cm) in width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) in diameter
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
• Water-resistant material
• Top zipper with 2 sliders
• Small, customizable inner pocket without zipper
• Silky lining, piped inside hems
• 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulators
• Blank product components sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalate level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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