BLARP is not only a lifestyle, but also a way of life. We embrace our community that works tirelessly everyday with this encompassing capsule collection of made-to-order at limited edition specialty items. For only you, please don’t share.

The timeline we’re on is pretty much a joke. If not for medication, cute animals, and dry humor, we might have to acknowledge how much of a shit show the world has become. Join us, and escape into the unknowing.

You know when you used to ask ASL in the AOL chat rooms? Well not we’re in the real world, and it might be harder than looking for a band tshirt to say hi to a new friend or plausible lover. Break the ice with consent, using Dongle.